It was the 1990s, along a dark alleyway littered with animal skulls. The alley walls were made of brick that was missing chunks, and blood was randomly splattered. There was an old wooden door with a rusted handle. Inside, old steam pipes moaned and science test tubes with yellow-green liquid bubbled. Standing in that dark room was a creepy scientist crafting a sinister potion, a potion he would pour on a Labubu manufacturing machine to make… Evil Labubus! “Finally,” he stated in a creepy tone, “I finished the potion I have been working on for three years. Now it is finally time to make these Labubus evil.” He packed his stuff up and headed to the factory.
When he got to the factory, he had to sneak past security. Once inside, what he saw delighted him. There were big black, rusted machines with old pipes connecting the belt for the Labubus to slide on to be boxed and shipped out. A multitude of old carts filled with Labubu heads and bodies cluttered the factory floor.
He looked around to find something to disguise himself to not make himself noticeable to the other workers. He spotted a ripped lab coat with black stains, but still wearable. As he put the coat on, the boss came up and shouted, “Get back to work, Jim. You are not on break yet!”
The evil scientist put on his coat and replied with a startled tone, “Yes sir, sorry sir.” As the boss walked away, the scientist ran to an unsupervised machine. He pulled out his briefcase, retrieved the potion, and attempted to pour it, but another worker stopped him.
“What are you doing?”
The scientist slyly explained, “I’ll have to clean this machine. The labubus are coming out dirty.” The scientist waved the factory worker away, and once the worker was out of sight, he counted to three and POURED THE WHOLE BOTTLE ON THE MACHINE! As the liquid seeped into the labubus’ fur and faces, it looked normal. However, once the bodies were fully assembled, they leaped up and ran through the factory. As the scientist delightedly watched this go down, one Labubu killed a worker. There was a blood-curdling scream and then silence. The scientist rushed to see where the scream came from. He turned around a corner to find a worker named James lying on the floor in A POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD! There was a gaping hole in his side so deep you could see part of his ribs. Also, his face looked like he had been mauled by ten rabid dogs. “Yes, my plan worked! The Labubus are evil!” he laughed maniacally.
But just then, a pack of Labubus crept behind him. As the scientist attempted to flee, the leader, with his blood knife and creepy smile, snarled, “You will never leave!”
The frightened scientist shrieked, “I am your maker! You follow me!”
“ATTACK THE HUMAN!!” the Labubu leader ordered.
As the little six-inch toys ran, one of the other workers came out of the break room. All of the Labubus all stopped walking and fell down like nothing happened. The worker looked at the ground with blood, looked at the scientist, and picked up all of the Labubus. He murmured wearily and unsurprised, “I do not get paid enough for this.” As the worker returned the Labubus to the conveyor belt, the scientist ran out of the factory. The worker continued picking up and packing the Labubus. One suddenly sprang back to life and stabbed the worker in the neck. There was a scream so loud that people outside the factory heard it.
Eventually, the factory shut down. Labubus were discontinued… until recently. Mysteriously, they’ve been showing up on store shelves and retail warehouses. People are buying them in droves, especially little children. HOW LONG WILL IT BE UNTIL THE EVIL LABUBUS STRIKE AGAIN!!!
