Valentine’s Day is coming up, and many people are thinking about getting a date. Unfortunately, it can be very difficult to start a conversation with your future wife or husband. Luckily, I have some rizz lines to break the ice. Trust me, these will work.

Are you obesity? Because my heart has an increased chance of stopping with you.

Are you a kidney stone? Because I can’t bear to pass you by.

Are you dandruff? Because I can’t get you out of my head. 

My feelings for you are like Stockholm Syndrome. They came over me suddenly without my will, but now I’m questioning why I ever resisted.

Are you an organ thief? Because you stole my heart.

Are you a viral infection? Because you give me the chills.

Are you fast food? Because you give me heartburn.

Are you Ozempic? Because when I look at you, I feel weightless.

Are you an arsonist? Because you set my heart aflame.

Are you a girl? Because I want to date you. (Can be changed to guy).