With Presidents’ Day and Valentine’s Day so close together on the calendar, you can’t help but mix these two dates together into one hunky holiday. Here are the top three hottest Presidents.
1. William Taft
Newton once said, the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction. Taft was known as the heaviest president, and his attraction is likewise massive. President from 1909-1913, he was once rumored to have gotten stuck in a bathtub. Hubba hubba!
2. Joe Biden
Wine, cheese, brandy, home values, and acne all get better as time passes on. The same is true for President Joseph Biden. Fifty years in the Senate and 4 years in the White House really did miracles for his skin, and honestly, he looks better than ever. President from 2021-2025, he swamps most of the competition with the number 2 spot.
3. Rutherford Hayes
This president almost lost to Theodore Roosevelt for the number 3 spot, but in the end, he made it through by a hair. Literally. Theodore Roosevelt may rock the ‘stache, but Ruth over here rocks the whole enchilada. Rutherford Hayes has the largest beard of any president in history. That luscious face full of hair is enough to drive anyone wild with passionate longing.
