“Uhhh! This place is so boring and stupid!!! Why do teachers keep assigning things? How many days until I get to leave forever?” If you’re a senior and these thoughts have recently started dominating your brain, you’re not alone. You may be suffering from a disease that has been rapidly spreading. It always does about this time of year, and it’s highly contagious. It’s the dreaded… SENIORITIS!!!
Senioritis commonly afflicts students who are nearing graduation. It is marked by increased disinterest in class subjects, decreased motivation to complete homework, and impatience with teachers. Students who are normally cooperative, kind, and hardworking may find themselves turning in work late and getting cranky with teachers. Some may even be tempted to misbehave. According to national statistics, approximately 80% of seniors report experiencing senioritis to some degree. In an informal survey of EPG seniors, however, 100% expressed suffering from senioritis.
Senior Michael Cornwall shared how senioritis manifests itself in his life: “Say I have a big assignment in English. It’s been due for three weeks, but I haven’t done it. And, I wonder, ‘Does it even matter? How much will a zero actually bring my grade down?’” Said senior Drew Cooper, “I just feel like I’m so over it. I’ve never cared less.” Senior Wyatt Czapar, who appears to have a severe case, replied delusionally, “I don’t suffer from senioritis. I enjoy it. I embrace it.”
Senioritis can become a real issue, leading to serious discipline and academic issues. However, there is hope. School psychologist Mrs. Quam explained that senioritis largely arises from the fear of the unknown. What will the future hold? When we’re anxious, we may lash out. “Instead, focus on the things you’re grateful for now, like your relationships with your friends and teachers,” she recommends. Academic advisor Mrs. Hiles encourages, “Finish strong. You’ve worked hard for four years to establish your reputation. Don’t let the last few weeks ruin it.” Office assistant Kristina Kearfott added, “Adulting is overrated. Enjoy the freedom while you have it.” So, while senioritis is understandable, students don’t have to allow it to conquer them.
